After seven long years, I just now figured out how to use the defrost setting on my microwave oven. I am celebrating by defrosting some chicken.

LEGENDARY, FINAL CALVIN & HOBBES STRIP

I have like six friends I could photoshop a varient of this picture with. In fact, the last time I had a beard, I went to the post office and saw a police composite sketch of my evil twin -- or my good twin, depending on your perspective, I guess -- menacing the customer line from the "most wanted" sheet.

Shoot the Girl



This is my favorite scene from the long-in-post-production SHOOT THE GIRL.

For some reason, this makes me laugh hysterically.

I'm so excited. Roger waters.

I'm so excited. Roger waters. Gonna be so cool.

Man, having an insulin reaction

Man, having an insulin reaction while a one year old plays with his weird toys is positively surreal.

William Shatner blows $20K for a contestant

Jesus, this is incredible.

Adventures of Hard Gay