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Dispatch from my 900-pound Native

Dispatch from my 900-pound Native American lawyer:
FWD: I just met Marion Barry!

My spot! You're in my

My spot! You're in my spot! Get out of my spot!

- said one panhandler to another. I always wondered if that happened.

IT'S ALL TOO BEAUTIFUL

This is an interesting cover of Itchycoo Park.

It's a world gone mad.

Wow this elephant is goin crazy.

This must be the legendary Greelake Heron I've been hearing about.

Spanish Lesson Guy - dead?

There are tranny fratguys infesting Greenlake. What does this say about America?

MY THEORY OF THE PALIN RESIGNATION

It's going to come out that Trig never had Down's Syndrome. It was all a ploy for sympathy and pro-life credibility.

As a side note, I can't believe I refer to a six-month old special needs infant named Trig by his first name, like I know him or something. It's ridiculous that the poor kid is on a first name basic with some nutbar like me in the Lower 48.

OVERHEARD AT THE LAKE: What

OVERHEARD AT THE LAKE:
What are you doing for New Years? We don't have any plans.

Sleaze.

On the bright side, after

On the bright side, after three long years I figured out how to keep the sunroof open when my car is turned off. Three years it took me.