Speaking of public freak shows named Tiffany, I had a dream the other night that one-time mall pop princess Tiffany had killed herself in a sex and drugs sado-masochistic sucide pact. Let me re-phrase that, so I can start an urban legend:

One-time mall pop princess Tiffany has killed herself in a sex and drugs sado-masochistic sucide pact.

Email that sentence to your friends. She will be missed. Did you know she once dated Jon Knight of New Kids on the Block?