Holy shit, my good friend Dave Donihue has a Wikipedia entry! Maybe I'm a nerd, but I'm pretty impressed. I had no idea his middle name is Nelson.

It's a lot better than mine, which is entirely inaccurate. I mean, jesus, they're suggesting I died in 1992? (I was in college, thank you very much.) Still, some of the movie titles they've attributed to me are pretty hilarious.

Good work, Dave.