Friday, March 27, 2009

I have hit bottom

I THINK I BRAIN MY BROKE

I just saw Monsters vs. Aliens in 3D at the Imax. I sat in the second row.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

WHAT A FUCKING IMBECILE



Republicans can't even be bothered to insert numbers into their budget proposal.

Friday, March 20, 2009

SIDE EFFECTS

Heard on a commercial: "Abilify may lead to heart failure or death."

Uh...

Seriously, I know death is a possible side effect, but it ought to be more a result of complications from side effects, rather than a side effect in its own right.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

I would love to read

I would love to read a comic called 'Dennis the Maakies'.

RIGHT WING JACKASS

In a post entitled Not So Stimulating, David Freddoso at National Review Online makes what I'm sure was an easy crack about the stimulus package not creating jobs.
If the stimulus package fails to create any jobs, at least it will guarantee that there's a place for all of Pawtucket's unemployed teenagers to go during the summer.
In this city burdened with one of Rhode Island’s highest home foreclosure rates and a $10-million current-year budget deficit, $550,000 in federal stimulus money is coming to build a skateboarding park and renovate tennis and basketball courts at Jenks Junior High School.

Yep, those facilities are just going to construct themselves.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

I don't know where I am.

I just used cruise control

I just used cruise control for the first time in years. I'm listening to the 70 minute 'Dopesmoker' the only song on Sleep's album 'Dopesmoker.'

Friday, March 06, 2009

RANDOM THOUGHT


Are we all crazy to use microwave ovens?