Wednesday, November 04, 2009

I've probably passed this place a dozen times recently, and I only just now noticed its closed status. Which should have been obvious, I guess.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Three guys getting their picture taken in front of the space needle.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

JOB OFFER OF THE DAY

Dear Sir/Ma,
Am here to invite you to an offer(Coordinator of the Diabetes Research Foundation Programs in
> Europe.working for the diabetes
What you will be doing?
*The receipt of our donation would be sent to you
as checks and money orders
*You will cash it out at your financial institution
*The commission of 10% would be given to you on every
payment processed
*You will forward the 90% to the information that would be
provided to you here via money gram
If you are interested fill the form below:-


How does Dr. James Smith know that I'm both diabetic and looking for work? The mind boggles.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

MEDIA WATCH

I listen to the Michael Medved Show occasionally, tuning in for fifteen minutes here and there while running errands, usually about three or four times a week. This week, I've listened three times, and two separate callers detailed the necessity of murdering Nancy Pelosi (one advocated an ad hoc firing squad, the other slavered over the necessity of strangulation). Statistically, that's kind of high, isn't it?

Monday, September 14, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Is this a diaper? This is John Street.

A couple is making out, a guy just jumped five feet in the air. This is a punk show and difficult to live blog. A poseur just complained there was an encoe.

Avengers

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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

The Arts | Theatergoers protest plan to move disabled parking | Seattle Times Newspaper

The Arts | Theatergoers protest plan to move disabled parking | Seattle Times Newspaper

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At first I thought this was pretty obnoxious, but then I started to think about the possibilities. For my memorial garden, I'd like to displace an orphanage or a homeless shelter, or both.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

This is my face, captured as I viewed the rough cut of 'Marrow' for the first time. good film!

NICE WORK

I was reviewing a recently submitted grant application, and found this line in the budget.

ONE LETTER MISSING



God, this is wonderful.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

OBAMA'S POPULARITY PLUMMET

From my cursory reading of a few right-wing web sites, there's a lot of gleeful cackling over Obama's favorability rating "plummeting" to 47%.

Bush's popularity was 47% in August 2001.

And at that point, Bush hadn't done anything.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Open Sattelite is hosting the greatest art instation in the history of art.

'Dylan' pronounced like 'pylon.' Kids

'Dylan' pronounced like 'pylon.' Kids today, I swear...

There's a man drunk on

There's a man drunk on paint next to Trader Joe's.

ROBERT NOVAK DEAD AT 78

I think the headlines should read "Beltway Prince of Darkness Goes on to Meet Namesake."

Monday, August 17, 2009

I'm camped out in line

I'm camped out in line for 'Ring' tickets.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

It's like Woodstock, except with dtugs instead of fucking.

Harshing our mellow.

This a very sketchy looking cash machine.

This piece of driftwood looks like a whale.

Blue Moon. 'I hope she has purell,' says the girl next to me.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

TOP TWENTY MUISICAL ARTISTS

The top 20 musical acts on my hard drive, by number of songs:

1) The Beatles
2) Pink Floyd
3) Elvis Presley
4) Johann Sebastian Bach
5) Kinks
6) Bob Dylan
7) Rolling Stones
8) The Clash
9) Hank Williams
10) David Bowie
11) Ronnie Lane
12) The Sweet
13) Small Faces
14) Stooges
15) Tim Buckley
16) The Raspberries
17) Devendra Banhart
18) The Faces
19) Gram Parsons
20) Velvet Underground

Yeah, Sweet is at #12. Nice.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

'I am not a hypocrite...

'I am not a hypocrite... in this matter.' Nice save, Michelle Malkin.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Hmmm... Satan?

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

WHEN WILL YOU UNBELIEVERS LEARN?!?!?!!

WHEN WILL YOU UNBELIEVERS LEARN?!?!?!!

Monday, August 03, 2009

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Wisdom from the bathrooat the Mecca.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

There are two goats living near me.

Oh noes! It appears that Blue Onion Bistro, home of 'Seattle's Best Chicken Fried Steak' haz closed.

Overheard: 'It costs 75 bucks.'

Overheard:
'It costs 75 bucks.'
'Nobody has any money!'

The ephants are active today. One waved his or her trunk at me. As always, look in the center of the photo for the smallest elephant picture ever.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Dispatch from my 900-pound Native

Dispatch from my 900-pound Native American lawyer:
FWD: I just met Marion Barry!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

My spot! You're in my

My spot! You're in my spot! Get out of my spot!

- said one panhandler to another. I always wondered if that happened.

IT'S ALL TOO BEAUTIFUL



This is an interesting cover of Itchycoo Park.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009