I THINK I BRAIN MY BROKE

I just saw Monsters vs. Aliens in 3D at the Imax. I sat in the second row.

WHAT A FUCKING IMBECILE

Republicans can't even be bothered to insert numbers into their budget proposal.

SIDE EFFECTS

Heard on a commercial: "Abilify may lead to heart failure or death."

Uh...

Seriously, I know death is a possible side effect, but it ought to be more a result of complications from side effects, rather than a side effect in its own right.

I would love to read

I would love to read a comic called 'Dennis the Maakies'.

RIGHT WING JACKASS

In a post entitled Not So Stimulating, David Freddoso at National Review Online makes what I'm sure was an easy crack about the stimulus package not creating jobs.

If the stimulus package fails to create any jobs, at least it will guarantee that there's a place for all of Pawtucket's unemployed teenagers to go during the summer.

In this city burdened with one of Rhode Island’s highest home foreclosure rates and a $10-million current-year budget deficit, $550,000 in federal stimulus money is coming to build a skateboarding park and renovate tennis and basketball courts at Jenks Junior High School.

Yep, those facilities are just going to construct themselves.

I don't know where I am.

I just used cruise control

I just used cruise control for the first time in years. I'm listening to the 70 minute 'Dopesmoker' the only song on Sleep's album 'Dopesmoker.'

RANDOM THOUGHT

Are we all crazy to use microwave ovens?

OSCAR NIGHT LIVEBLOG

5:46 Where to begin? Jackman, I already pity. Looking at Tilda Swinton, I though that she was going to represent her 84 Best Supporting Actress forebears in the form of some kind of interpretive dance. She looked like she was wearing a sack. Are they really describing the performances?

5:48 If this was some kind of Modern Theatre Intrepreation, Winton would be playing Madness.

5:49 Penelope Cruz. Shit, too late to make a bet.

6:07 What is this crazy music for the animation oscar clip?

7:27 Yawn.

What happened here?

A Lynchian scene at the Blue Star Diner.

DEPRESSING THROUGHT

"Probabilities indicate that [Steve Austria (R-OH) is not the stupidest conservative in congress."
-- Matt Yglesias

JUST IMAGINE... Richard Nixon on

JUST IMAGINE...
Richard Nixon on cocaine...

Today's elephant - look closely in the center.

NO MATCH FOR ISRAEL

But there are a couple attractive Iraqi police-ladies.

Holy crap, Australia is about fifteen pounds of ridiculous.

Why do we have to ruin a perfectly good inauguration with a poem?