'Dylan' pronounced like 'pylon.' Kids

'Dylan' pronounced like 'pylon.' Kids today, I swear...

There's a man drunk on

There's a man drunk on paint next to Trader Joe's.

ROBERT NOVAK DEAD AT 78

I think the headlines should read "Beltway Prince of Darkness Goes on to Meet Namesake."

I'm camped out in line

I'm camped out in line for 'Ring' tickets.

It's like Woodstock, except with dtugs instead of fucking.

Harshing our mellow.

This a very sketchy looking cash machine.

This piece of driftwood looks like a whale.

Blue Moon. 'I hope she has purell,' says the girl next to me.

TOP TWENTY MUISICAL ARTISTS

The top 20 musical acts on my hard drive, by number of songs:

1) The Beatles
2) Pink Floyd
3) Elvis Presley
4) Johann Sebastian Bach
5) Kinks
6) Bob Dylan
7) Rolling Stones
8) The Clash
9) Hank Williams
10) David Bowie
11) Ronnie Lane
12) The Sweet
13) Small Faces
14) Stooges
15) Tim Buckley
16) The Raspberries
17) Devendra Banhart
18) The Faces
19) Gram Parsons
20) Velvet Underground

Yeah, Sweet is at #12. Nice.

'I am not a hypocrite...

'I am not a hypocrite... in this matter.' Nice save, Michelle Malkin.

Hmmm... Satan?

WHEN WILL YOU UNBELIEVERS LEARN?!?!?!!

WHEN WILL YOU UNBELIEVERS LEARN?!?!?!!

Wisdom from the bathrooat the Mecca.

There are two goats living near me.

Oh noes! It appears that Blue Onion Bistro, home of 'Seattle's Best Chicken Fried Steak' haz closed.

Overheard: 'It costs 75 bucks.'

Overheard:
'It costs 75 bucks.'
'Nobody has any money!'

The ephants are active today. One waved his or her trunk at me. As always, look in the center of the photo for the smallest elephant picture ever.