LIVING IN THE PAST: TAKE THAT, PARIS HILTON

I've watched two episodes of The Simple Life. Regrettably, they are not thereupon hunted for sport (look for that next year with Ashton Kutcher), but instead given a bizarre summer camp experience in a middle-of-nowhere town, working as farmers, waitresses, gas station attendants, and prostitutes.

When they complain about being grounded, or whatever happened, they have to search for the words like it's something they were taught in an eighth grade elective Spanish class.

The real story is the town, though, and how two girls and four cameras warp them.

I don't know when this was composed.