Monday, October 30, 2006

After seven long years, I just now figured out how to use the defrost setting on my microwave oven. I am celebrating by defrosting some chicken.


Thursday, October 26, 2006

I have like six friends I could photoshop a varient of this picture with. In fact, the last time I had a beard, I went to the post office and saw a police composite sketch of my evil twin -- or my good twin, depending on your perspective, I guess -- menacing the customer line from the "most wanted" sheet.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Shoot the Girl

This is my favorite scene from the long-in-post-production SHOOT THE GIRL.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

For some reason, this makes me laugh hysterically.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

I'm so excited. Roger waters.

I'm so excited. Roger waters. Gonna be so cool.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Man, having an insulin reaction

Man, having an insulin reaction while a one year old plays with his weird toys is positively surreal.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

William Shatner blows $20K for a contestant

Jesus, this is incredible.
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