Saturday, August 29, 2009

This is my face, captured as I viewed the rough cut of 'Marrow' for the first time. good film!

NICE WORK

I was reviewing a recently submitted grant application, and found this line in the budget.

ONE LETTER MISSING



God, this is wonderful.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

OBAMA'S POPULARITY PLUMMET

From my cursory reading of a few right-wing web sites, there's a lot of gleeful cackling over Obama's favorability rating "plummeting" to 47%.

Bush's popularity was 47% in August 2001.

And at that point, Bush hadn't done anything.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Open Sattelite is hosting the greatest art instation in the history of art.

'Dylan' pronounced like 'pylon.' Kids

'Dylan' pronounced like 'pylon.' Kids today, I swear...

There's a man drunk on

There's a man drunk on paint next to Trader Joe's.

ROBERT NOVAK DEAD AT 78

I think the headlines should read "Beltway Prince of Darkness Goes on to Meet Namesake."

Monday, August 17, 2009

I'm camped out in line

I'm camped out in line for 'Ring' tickets.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

It's like Woodstock, except with dtugs instead of fucking.

Harshing our mellow.

This a very sketchy looking cash machine.

This piece of driftwood looks like a whale.

Blue Moon. 'I hope she has purell,' says the girl next to me.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

TOP TWENTY MUISICAL ARTISTS

The top 20 musical acts on my hard drive, by number of songs:

1) The Beatles
2) Pink Floyd
3) Elvis Presley
4) Johann Sebastian Bach
5) Kinks
6) Bob Dylan
7) Rolling Stones
8) The Clash
9) Hank Williams
10) David Bowie
11) Ronnie Lane
12) The Sweet
13) Small Faces
14) Stooges
15) Tim Buckley
16) The Raspberries
17) Devendra Banhart
18) The Faces
19) Gram Parsons
20) Velvet Underground

Yeah, Sweet is at #12. Nice.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

'I am not a hypocrite...

'I am not a hypocrite... in this matter.' Nice save, Michelle Malkin.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Monday, August 03, 2009

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Wisdom from the bathrooat the Mecca.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

There are two goats living near me.

Oh noes! It appears that Blue Onion Bistro, home of 'Seattle's Best Chicken Fried Steak' haz closed.

Overheard: 'It costs 75 bucks.'

Overheard:
'It costs 75 bucks.'
'Nobody has any money!'

The ephants are active today. One waved his or her trunk at me. As always, look in the center of the photo for the smallest elephant picture ever.