This video from PETA -- their 2007 State of the Union Undress, as they call it -- is like an email my dad would send me, with a subject line like, "THIS Is how you get an Old Fart Like Me to Support Animal Rights!" I felt bad for hoping the video would conclude with an act involving a vibrator, and worse when the woman actually started shaking her tits. And then, I laughed when it showed all the animal torture. Just watch it.



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QUOTE OF THE DAY

When given a choice between being lynched and being offered a white man's woman, 10 out of 10 black men surveyed prefer the latter.

-- Dan Savage

Politically, I fall somehwere between Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama.

"[His son] said when we left the zoo, 'The next time, let's see the penguins being fed instead of a tiger eating a woman.'"

...Vikram Chari described the horrifying spectacle that he and his 6-year-old son witnessed at the San Francisco Zoo on the Friday before Christmas, when a Siberian tiger named Tatiana attacked her keeper.

-- Horrified zoogoer recalls tiger attack

Today's worst span subject has to be: "SEXUALLY EXPLICIT : granny fingering herself in locker room".

Why the fuck would I want to see that?