OSCAR NIGHT LIVEBLOG

5:46 Where to begin? Jackman, I already pity. Looking at Tilda Swinton, I though that she was going to represent her 84 Best Supporting Actress forebears in the form of some kind of interpretive dance. She looked like she was wearing a sack. Are they really describing the performances?

5:48 If this was some kind of Modern Theatre Intrepreation, Winton would be playing Madness.

5:49 Penelope Cruz. Shit, too late to make a bet.

6:07 What is this crazy music for the animation oscar clip?

7:27 Yawn.

What happened here?

A Lynchian scene at the Blue Star Diner.

DEPRESSING THROUGHT

"Probabilities indicate that [Steve Austria (R-OH) is not the stupidest conservative in congress."
-- Matt Yglesias