Sunday, July 26, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Dispatch from my 900-pound Native
Dispatch from my 900-pound Native American lawyer:
FWD: I just met Marion Barry!
FWD: I just met Marion Barry!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
My spot! You're in my
My spot! You're in my spot! Get out of my spot!
- said one panhandler to another. I always wondered if that happened.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Saturday, July 04, 2009
MY THEORY OF THE PALIN RESIGNATION
It's going to come out that Trig never had Down's Syndrome. It was all a ploy for sympathy and pro-life credibility.
As a side note, I can't believe I refer to a six-month old special needs infant named Trig by his first name, like I know him or something. It's ridiculous that the poor kid is on a first name basic with some nutbar like me in the Lower 48.
Friday, July 03, 2009
OVERHEARD AT THE LAKE: What
OVERHEARD AT THE LAKE:
What are you doing for New Years? We don't have any plans.
What are you doing for New Years? We don't have any plans.
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
On the bright side, after
On the bright side, after three long years I figured out how to keep the sunroof open when my car is turned off. Three years it took me.
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