Stolen from Wonkette, this week's most fabulous police story. It isn't quite "COPS meets cock" like Wonkette promises, but it's still pretty good. Some great lines. There's a great scene where Brett Parsons, the star of the show, is giving some police training about how to investigate gay crimes, and he asks the cops in the class what signs they would look for in an apartment to suggest a pair of male suspects might be in a relationship. The police answer: pictures of the men on vacation together, pictures of naked men decorating the apartment, and Village People albums. This in a city where arrests are made in one out of three murders.