In an old post from my archives about the Oscars, I introduce a link to the Onion Oscar re-cap by saying: The Onion has a much funnier recap than I am capable of, although I'm a little ashamed to get that joke about Charlize Theron...

The "joke" in question is

3:15 Adrien Brody introduces Best Actress with a dash of breath spray. The new low-angle stage camera makes amazonian beauty Charlize Theron—winner for Most Acting in Monster—look like a sexy Yao Ming. She'll take on Mothra in her next movie.

For the life of me, I have no idea which joke it was i "got." The breath spray? That was an obvious joke? Mothra? That's not oo obscure. I can only assume it was Yao Ming, who is an NBA basketball player. I learned that just now. If I did know it, why would I even be ashamed? I wonder if I meant I was ashamed to not get the joke.