SICILIAN FOR DOUCHEBAG, PART II

Conservative U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia on Wednesday called his 2004 decision not to recuse himself from a case involving Vice President Dick Cheney the "proudest thing" he's done on the court.

Is he fucking kidding? I've done more substantial work on the Supreme Court than that. My graduate essay on Nixon's "Court Un-Packing Plan," as I so wittily called it, is a lot more impressive than laying down in a sixty-nine with a corrupt, arrhythmic septaugenarian-hunter.