Thursday, January 09, 2003

Even though Christmas is over, there is still the perfect gift out there for me. As they said on Page Six a few weeks ago: Chances are Chic Happens will never get to sleep with Paris Hilton—let alone her hunky himbo, Tommy Hilfiger model Jason Shaw—but at least we can dress like we have. Brooklyn provocateur Ken Courtney's Just Another Rich Kid collection features T-shirts with slogans like "I Fucked Paris Hilton." Other celebs you can claim to have done the nasty with include Chloe Sevigny, Casey Spooner, Kelly Osbourne, Gisele and Anna Wintour. Fashion-designer groupies can choose from John Galliano, Alexander McQueen, Zac Posen, Yves Saint Laurent and even Christian Dior, who's been dead for almost 50 years. We'll look for our "I Fucked Bobby Trendy" T-shirts in the mail.

I don't know who Casey Spooner is, for example, but I want one that says I Fucked Paris Hilton. Check this out:



Isn't that genius? I mean, the skateboarders. What a hit on Chloe. Brilliant...

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