Sherman Alexie Equal Time

If only to demonstrate that I'm not the bitter piker my rants against Sherman Alexie make me out to be, here's a dubiously-sourced n anecdote which is entirely to the man's credit:

...Sherman Alexie mentioned showing his film The Business of Fancydancing at a number of gay-themed film fests around the country and said that he was hit on by an incredibly famous movie star. He declined mentioning the name of said star since he sues everyone who says he's gay (Big Hint). He also indicated that said star was much shorter than he (Big Hint). His pick up line was, reportedly, "I've never done it with an Indian before."

Getting cruised by the top guns! Go Sherman!