So today I embarked on an errand, to help John Cain pursue his Evergreen Archive Project. I was looking for an 11" by 17" scanner, to capture a few full-page articles that will surely delight the fans. Kinko's had one, of course, but it was broken. The second place I went, one of those om and pop copy shops, when I asked the clerk if they had such a scanner, said, "No! No!" and began backing away from the counter. One could only imagine the experience he must have once suffered to generate that kind of flashback.