I troll a few message boards. Rarely post, but I enjoy eavesdropping on the conversations. Kelly Sue DeConnick hosts one of those forums. And this thread, titles "Confessions," is really entertaining.

I didn't really just invite a few friends over and then these other kids showed up. I invited everyone.

I wasn't just prepared to kill him if it became necessary, I *wanted* to kill him.

Remeber when you were rushed to the hospital to get those ovarian cysts removed? I was going to dump you that day, but waited a week until you got out.

I'm sorry I was calling you "Vanessa". I didn't realize she was in the front seat.

I had sex with your sister.

There's more. Much more.