By now, surely everyone has has an opinion about the dumbass who dropped $53 K at a strip club, and is now disputing the charges. I do think that is a suspiciously high strip club tab, even at it was five people spending $600 a pop. On the other hand, I did the math, and it's definitely possible. (I'm not going to show my work.)

The reason I'm even bringing up the whole tawdry business is because I laughed out loud at this paragraph from the police report:



I've never had that particular experience, but I think I've had experiences like it. Just like, "How did it come to this?"