OH, GODDAMMIT

In reviewing my output over the past year, I see that I never published any number of brilliant pieces. Jesus, what I retard I am. So, In the interest of saving the content, I'm going to go ahead and post them now. They were already counted toward the post count, so I don't get extra credit. But my readers, they get pleasure.

So, if you're wondering why the next dozen or so posts discuss disco and roller skating or something, that's why. Living in the past.