According to Rush & Malloy, Mike Tyson has embarked on yet another rampage. Nothing new, of course; it's the basic story of him running amok, scaring people, and calling them "b------" and "m------------" as the Daily News likes to put it. Some funny quotes: "Tyson was apparently hungry," said an eyewitness. "You see Mike Tyson with a knife, it's a little bit scary," said one hotel staffer. I'll say. Man, he needs a weapon now? The champ sure has gone soft.

My prediction: in a few years Mike Tyson will be dead, shot off the Empire State Building by airplanes, or killed by air-to-surface missiles when he becomes entangled in the George Washington Bridge. Hopefully, we'll discover his nest and destroy all the eggs before they hatch. In the meantime, we can enjoy his thrilling battles with Mothra and Rodan.