Monday, August 19, 2002

So. Abu Nidal is dead. I remember a time when he was the man. When you thought terrorism, you thought Abu Nidal. Now he's dead. They said the reports they received from Baghdad suggested Abu Nidal had committed suicide but did not explain how that was possible when there was more than one bullet wound. Yikes. Think of all the people he pissed off. The possibilities are endless. Of course, a really painful and botched suicide is one of the possiblities. Could you imagine trying to shoot yourself, but missing vital organs repeatedly? It would be like trying to circumcise yourself by using a string and slamming a door.

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