Friday, August 23, 2002

There was an article about Cake in this month's Vanity Fair. New tred New York sex club for the ladies. I've encouraged my friend in NYC to join. It's only $100, and she can bring guy friends along to the parties, which appear to be "you-go-girl" versions orgies. I am so down for that. She signed up for their mailing list, and got this email:

>From: "CAKE"
>To:
>Subject: CAKE Byte - The Pleasure Mission
>Date: Fri, 16 Aug 2002 18:01:05 -0400
>
>
> CAKE Byte - The Pleasure Mission
> It’s getting hot in here so take off all your clothes…no wait
>that is not until the end of the month at CLUB.CAKE - for those of you who
>didn’t know, it’s CAKE’s 2nd birthday this month and boy are we ready to
>rock it out! (details on that coming up very, very soon…)
>
>
> Okay, okay – now that we got that out of the way, last week
>CAKE
>set you out on a pleasure mission to explore mutual masturbation with a
>partner or two. Here’s a little taste of what you accomplished:
>
>
> Mission absolutely completed!...After I read the new Vanity
>Fair
>I was intrigued by the article about Cake...Long story short I am going to
>tell you about my first pleasure mission...I had the website up late in the
>office and my boss who is a dead ringer for Bruce Willis and who I am
>extremely attracted to came to my desk to make sure I had a key to lock
>up...I was going through the website and we read the pleasure mission
>together...He is 13 years older than I am (but,I can tell that he is very
>attracted to me).. so we got into a talk about what 25 year olds do
>compared
>to what he did 13 years ago to get off...Sex and masturbation was the
>ultimate goal in both of our minds and eventually we were totally engrossed
>in the most erotic conversation...I told him that I love the female body
>especially mine and whenever I feel the need or urge I never deny
>myself...we sat across from each other and I hiked my skirt up (no
>undies,ever!) and brought myself to an amazing orgasm as he did also...we
>were a little uncomfortable as first but, really got into it...he jokes
>with
>me now in the office about the next "mission" we need to tackle!!!
>
>
> Such a timely and immediate response! With obvious demand
>in
>the air, we are to kicking it up to a whole new level.
>
> CAKE is sending you all on a PLEASURE MISSION where you take
>your pleasure into your own hands. Think of it as your very own sexy
>treasure hunt through your imagination.
>
>
> You know how we feel here at CAKE about women’s sexual
>fantasies – not only are we always amazed by the diversity and nuances of
>women's fantasies, but we are constantly impressed by your ability to pull
>your fantasies OFF – in the real world. Generationally speaking, this is
>the
>main difference between say our mother’s fantasies – majorly taboo – and
>our
>own. Moreover, though, the fabulous thing these days for women is that some
>of our fantasies directly reflect things you want to experience in real
>life, while other fantasies are best left in the realm of impossible to
>achieve, and stay centered and desirable only in your mind. It's all up to
>you!
>
>
> This week your pleasure mission is to tap your mind for a
>fantasy you would like to live out - and then GO FOR IT. You are the
>Pleasure Spy - on an under-the-covers mission to get off in a new, hot way.
>You have until next Friday to complete your mission when you will be asked
>to report how you attempted your assignment. Any challenge set out and
>attempted will be considered a successful mission. There is no failure -
>except if you don't try of course. Use all resources available to make it
>happen. For inspiration, here are some previously completed missions by
>accomplished Pleasure Spies:
>
>
>
> a.. Find that ever elusive G-spot
> b.. See if the threesome fantasy is as good as it sounds
> c.. Use a new prop while getting down with a partner
> d.. Disclose a desire to a secret sex interest to a partner
> e.. Use that lube for what it's really made for
> f.. Talk as dirty as your mind
> g.. Pick up a new vibrator and try it out
> h.. Strap it on for a very special guy
> i.. Rent it, watch it
> Don't forget to tell CAKE about it so we can put together The
>Pleasure Report - Girls and boys who save the world.
>
> Love,
> CAKE
> www.CAKEnyc.com
> *You must be subscribed to the CAKE Factory Mailing List to be
>eligible to attend CLUB.CAKE events. To unsubscribe from CAKE, please reply
>to this email with "unsubscribe" in the subject line. Thank you.
> Question of the Week:
>
> What is your pleasure mission for the week and how will
>you or did you accomplish it?
>
> Tell CAKE the juicy details
>www.CAKEnyc.com/cakereport.html
>
>
>
> UPDATES:
>
>
>
>
> The British are coming - literally or figuratively
>whatever your potion. One thing is for sure - CAKE is invading London next
>month. To inaugurate the occasion, we have designed the Brits their very
>own
>CAKE.Tee to strut their stuff in. Are you a CAKE.Girl or Boy? Wear it and
>find out. Available in the CAKE.Boutique for both Brits and Yanks alike.
>www.CAKEnyc.com/boutique.html
>
> Have you seen yourself in this month's Vanity Fair? You
>look marvelous! www.CAKEnyc.com/press.html
>
> CLUB.CAKE is coming soon - CAKE celebrates its 2nd
>Birthday at the end of the month!
>
> Check out the coverage of the last CLUB.CAKE event -
>INDULGE www.CAKEnyc.com/indulge.html
>
> Enjoy!

A dead-ringer for Bruce Willis! I can certainly see the appeal. How dreamy...

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