10:27 a.m.: Double-size, steel primate/large-animal cages. "Get in there, it'll be a great photo!" Ryan says. Sigh. I do so. He takes pictures. Sigh again.

10:28 a.m.: "We got you in a primate cage, that's all that matters," Ryan chuckles evilly.

Student journalism from my alma mater, the incredibly shoddy, low standard Washington State University. This is a pretty good article.