Death is on my mind, so I enjoyed this. An Italian coffin manufacturer has published its own "sexy calendario". The marketing gods are still up there. The current month is a funny American tribute, which is probably a reference to September 11th, but the coffin isn't as clear, so here's May and June:



Oh, hell, for your convenience, here's the current month:



And here's the funniest one:



Is the writing on here back a message to her stalker for when she's laying face down in the coffin?