Jesus. The Onion gets all profound and shit this week with a q&a of 40 or so celebrities including William Shatner, David Byrne and Sarah Vowell, asking "Is there a God?"

Many of them try to match the Onion's signature wit, and naturally fail, because they are celbrity airheads. Strangely, the most interesting answers are the simplest: "yes," "no" or "I don't know," often beginning with "[pause]" or "[long pause]". The worst is cartoonist Frank Miller whining about how the September 11 attacks make him doubt there's a God. That poor, disillusioned hack...