So they caught the sniper. Figures. They investigate leads 40 miles from where I live, and the guy lives EIGHT miles from my parents' house. Jesus.

This has got to be one of the stupidest mass-murder cases on record, at least the stupidest since those cops dragged a 14-year-old boy back to Jeffrey Dahmer to be eaten. That illiterate police chief has somehow made my old coke-buddy George W. sound intelligent. It's hard to pick a favorite part of the buffoonery. Was it Moose's defensive, "Don't blame me, I couldn't understand the calls" press conference? Was it the conclusion that after rousting and deporting two illegals, that the reason no more witnesses were coming forward was fear of deportation? Good times.